He took the dishwashing job.

Full time dishwasher.

I think I'm turning into a bitchy snob.

I don't want to date a 34 year old dishwasher.

Yep, I'm turning into a bitchy snob.

And you know what?

He doesn't brush his teeth regularly either.

Fuck me, man.

I gotta get my shit together.

Professionally, I'm clipping along at an excellent pace. Romantically, I'm a fucking flop.

I dunno. I always say I'm not going to judge, but you know what?

This. Here. This is where I draw the line.

I need someone who spends more time doing, and less time sulking.

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Rosie the Bitchy Snob

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