Hello, yes, welcome to my new musical, it's called "All My Bones Hurt and I Want to Lay Down Forever".

Starring me. Please turn off your cell phones.

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OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHH ALL OF MY BONES HUUUUUURT AND I WANT TO LAY DOWN FOREVERRRRRRRRRRRRR!

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Thank you. Please support your local artists in lieu of flowers.

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Rosie.

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