I got my first ever manicure. The woman cleaned and buffed my nails, and applied an acrylic strengthener.
"What colour do you want?" she asks.
"Ummmmmm," I say. "Do you have holographic? Holographic GREEN?"
She pulls out a bottle. It's a holographic green lizard scales transfer foil.
"Yesssssssss," I say, and she applies them to my manicure.
Now when ever anyone comments on them, I raise my arms to the sky and shout,
"I AM THE LIZARD QUEEEEEEEEEEEN."