So Rosie and Daddy and Mom are driving home from New Denver (they were at some lady's birthday party who'd just turned 80 and didn't look a day over 65) and Mom wanted to stop to look at pottery.

Daddy wanted peanuts.

Mom got to look at pottery.

Daddy got peanuts.

Rosie got a can of Mello Yello and decided it tasted exactly like Canadian Mountain Dew (there's a difference between Canadian Mountain Dew and American Mountain Dew, y'know, besides the lack of caffine in the Canadian version).

Daddy got bored of Mom looking at pottery and the stale peanuts he bought, so he sat in front of a barber shop that said 'Open' in the window but was obviously closed.

Rosie got bored of Mom looking at pottery and making small talk with the cute, young pottery and so and went and sat with Daddy.

There were a lot of ants that ate Rosie and Daddy's feet.

Rosie and Daddy sat and watched cars go by.

On the other side of the street, an itty bitty little car pulled up with a giant red canoe tied on the roof.

Daddy: "Look! It's a canoe carrying a car!"

Rosie gave Daddy a strange look, but he doesn't notice.

Daddy: "But they're upside down! Pretty smart of the canoe, eh? Getting the car to do all the work?"

Rosie promptly fell off the bench laughing and Daddy giggled.

Rosie filed that little bit away in the Funny Things About Daddy file.

It was funny.

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Rosie.

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