The big box store on the waterfront
November 03, 2002 - 2:12 a.m.

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I went to the big new box store today with my dad.

We didn't by anything, but left terrified.

I mean, wouldn't you be terrified if you found bags of Doritos the size of your torso?

I was.

And they didn't even have sushi rice, which was pretty much all I would have bought.

Or the kind of pads I use.

They are going to run Darwin's out of business, especially if Frank is relying on grocery sales to keep him up.

The only thing that's going to keep him afloat is the specialty Italian items he gets in.

Though the big box store has Marscapone cream cheese for two dollars less...

...someone shoot me now. Please. I hate being a consumer. We consume so much. It's so unnecissary.

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Rosie.

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