So I was preparing to go home tonight after a long shift at work, and Lillian (this very loud, very promiscuous, and *very* underdressed regular at the restaurant) comes in beaming from ear to ear, dragging some poor sot behind her.

Man, first impression:

Late middle ages, balding, old shirt, old smile, tired and not so sure he's happy to be there.

Turns out it was Lillian's husband.

Turns out it was Lillian's husband who had just come in on the 8 o'clock bus.

Turns out it was Lillian's husband who just come in on the 8 o'clock bus from prison where he was being kept for beating her.

Hmmmm.

And she's still smiling.

I will never understand.

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Rosie.

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