Just watched Triple X. Or XXX, depending on your preference.

It sucked ass.

Don't bother.

The shots were great (though some of them cheesy as hell), the women were hot, the one liners were amusing, but the acting was so bad it made even *me* wince.

Alright. Everybody acted relitively well except for the main guy.

*insert shudder of horror here*

I mean, I usually don't mind bad acting. Hell, Cannibal Women in the Avacado Jungle of Death is one of my favorite movies.

But this was *bad*.

I didn't believe him at all.

Not. At. All.

Sometimes he was okay, but most times he was just plain bad.

Go to see the hot women, go to see the neat scenery and the cool bad guy with a cliche Russian accent and his cliche'd Russian girlfriend who naturally falls for XXX and cliche'd Russian henchmen (one of whom sports a spiffy curly moustache).

But don't go for what's his pickle. The main dude.

No. Don't even.

He'd be good on mute.

Ye gods, what hath the film industry come to?

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Rosie.

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