I put a little sign on the tip jar at work. "Even cows get tipped." And then I thought, well, some people may think that I am implying that I am worse than a cow, or that I am, in fact, a cow, and not merely saying that rambunctious juvinile delinquints attempting to rebell against authority and prove their masculinity and power are tipping over sleeping bovines at night, thus using such a play on words to envoke amusement and encourage a little extra income. So I drew a little line of tipping cows, all looking very confused, though no juvenile delinquints. It didn't work. I got 24 cents in seven hours. Maybe it was the cows. . Rosie.
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