Fucking ants are fucking *everywhere*!!

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No, not like that you sick perve, you. They're not 'fucking' everywhere, as in 'having intercourse' everywhere, but I merely used the exclimation 'fucking' in there to punctuate my dislike.

Of ants.

They're everywhere.

I've had to throw out the honey.

They're all these tiny, tiny itty bitty stupid little ants.

I tried to find an ant trap today, unsuccessfully.

Shit, I hope they didn't get in to my groceries.

I have to eat those.

Mmm.

Ant-elicious.

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