I swear to you, at this moment, my farts smell like chicken wings.

I'm not lying!

It's the strangest thing.

I did eat chicken wings today.

Followed by a toffee pudding.

...with ice cream on.

Bad ice cream.

Which, of course, gives me the gas.

But it smells like chicken wings, not milk-farts.

How fucking romantic is that?

I guess it's better than smelling like ass.

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Rosie.

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