*ringringring*

....*grunt*...

*ringringring*

Mike climbs out of bed and it's my turn to grunt.

*click* "Hello?"

"What? What the hell do you mean I work? I thought I closed?"

"Fuck. Why didn't you phone me two hours ago?"

"Fuckfuckfuck. Alright. I'll be right there."

*click*

Mike climbs back into bed.

"Fuck."

.

Rosie.

Before&After