Oh.

My.

Lord.

I was being a nosy female, per usual, and I went on the Swarovski website, the brand that the crystal viking ship Mike gave me was, and I found out what they were selling it online for.

Guess.

No, actually, don't bother.

It was about $140.

Holy.

Flying.

Fuck.

And then I was curious again and checked up on last year's Christmas presant.

Guess.

It's not so bad, but I didn't realize, for this tiny little frog with a gold (real gold plated, I discovered) crown.

$40.

And knowing Ted Allen's Jewellery, it would have been jacked up.

Holy.

Flying.

Fuck.

Sometimes I wonder about that man.

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Rosie.

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