I put a little sign on the tip jar at work.

"Even cows get tipped."

And then I thought, well, some people may think that I am implying that I am worse than a cow, or that I am, in fact, a cow, and not merely saying that rambunctious juvinile delinquints attempting to rebell against authority and prove their masculinity and power are tipping over sleeping bovines at night, thus using such a play on words to envoke amusement and encourage a little extra income.

So I drew a little line of tipping cows, all looking very confused, though no juvenile delinquints.

It didn't work.

I got 24 cents in seven hours.

Maybe it was the cows.

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Rosie.

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