Oh, *gawd*, I am so entirely horny. And I'm on my period.

It *figures*.

An unnamed friend would tell me not to bitch, because *she* hasn't had sex in *five years*.

I don't know what would be worse. Not having sex in five years (because of lack of significant other), or not having sex, but *having* a significant other.

It's like really wanting chocolate and nothing having any, and really wanting chocolate, having some, but not being allowed to *eat* it.

AGH.

Stupidmuttermuttermuttersexmuttermutter.

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Rosie.

Before&After