So I checked my mail today.

I had mail! Whooooooo! (I love getting mail.)

It was a big piece of mail.

From my dad.

"Oh, god, he *didn't*," thought I, recalling the last time I phoned home. My dad had vaguely mentioned something about a fish.

I opened the package.

All that was in it was a piece of fish.

Nothing else.

No letter, no note even, no card (like my mom does).

Just a freaking piece of fish.

FISH!

Mind you, it was vacuum packed, but it was still a piece of fish.

I'm still laughing.

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Rosie.

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