I had the weirdest poo today.

That's right. I'm going to tell you about my poo.

I was constipated, but it felt like the runs.

Then I wasn't constipated.

But it wasn't the runs, either.

But it wasn't a hard poo.

It was a funny long tapered poo.

It made my gut feel a lot better.

I wonder if that area is messed up because of my missing kidney (apparently my bowels are now taking up that area).

Sometimes I can't pass gas or poo unless I lay on my back with my feet up.

Sounds weird, doesn't it?

That's because it is, you numb-nut.

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Rosie.

Before&After