Loren and I have a bit of a running joke, because he complains that I exaggerate how long it's been since we've had sex, so naturally every time I complain about it, the time gets longer and longer...Last standing it was TWO BILLION YEARS.

This morning Loren woke me up in a VERY nice way.

Immediately afterwards, all panty and sweaty, I rolled over and whined:

"Man, we haven't had sex in, like, TEN MINUTES!"

He laughed and glared, all at the same time.

It was funny.

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Rosie.

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