Man, Loren's been a horny bastard since he stopped smoking. Not that I'm complaining. Even a FRACTION. Sex has never been better (except for once, that I can think of, but that was exceptional and I don't doubt he'll top that when he gets in a feisty enough mood). To give you an example of what it's been like: Cary, our old roommate, was talking to Loren. "Yeah, man. I got laid last night!" Careful what you picture here; Cary's gay. "It was great!" "Yeah," Loren said, nodding knowingly. "Last night was my night off." "....what?" "Yeah. Uh. Last night was my night off. I took a break. From sex." "...." Hahahahahaha. Except I'm on my period now, heavy, so no sex for the moment... ...but no one said no hands. ;) . Rosemart the Destroyer.
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