I awoke this morning, groggy from sleep, half listening to my radio and realized:

"Huh. I'm moist between the legs."

So I did the mental checklist:

Horny? Well, yes, but not *that* much.

Have to pee? No, not really.

And then I realized: Oh! I'm in AGONY! It feels like someone's trying to drive knives into the joints of my knees! It feels like someone gave me an uppercut to my lower belly!

Oh, yeah. My period.

On my nice new yellow striped sheets! Crap!

Sure enough, bloody bloody.

So I gotta do an emergency load of laundry. I like these sheets. I don't want them stained.

Eeeeugh. I feel like shit.

Off to do laundry.

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Rosie.

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