Okay, so today I'm sitting on the couch in my living room, topless, trying to beat the last level on Super Mario Sunshine, when I look over to find some old guy staring in the window at me (thank goodness I had the blinds mostly drawn!).

So I immediately ran off and put on a shirt, before realizing...

I live on the second story.

HOW THE HELL IS THIS GUY STANDING AT MY WINDOW?

Apparently: stilts.

Also apparently he was the window washer (I did, in fact, know they were coming today, but I figured they'd just pressure wash down the building, not go around on stilts washing all the windows).

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Rosie.

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