The daffodil has to be the most fucked up flower ever.

Just look at it.

Part of it follows the traditional 'flower pattern'.

Then there's the sticky out bit that's just...like...

WHAT THE HELL?!

It's like God was teaching Jesus to be the almighty creator of all, and Jesus just couldn't get it because he wasn't a kinetic learner like God.

So God said, "AGH! Fine! I'm just going to send you to earth and you can be the saivior of all life. Your brother Bob can learn how to make *proper* flowers."

But we're still stuck with a freakin' teacup lookin flower.

And where the heck did the name 'daffodil' come from?

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